i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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