Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
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