we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
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buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
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Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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