So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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