Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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