Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
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Boobs speak an international language.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
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he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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