Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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