every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
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