We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
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if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
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What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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