Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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