I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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