At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
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why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
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I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
This couple is walking their pig around campus
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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