Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
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donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
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I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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