OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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