Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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