I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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