She announced her abortion via fbk
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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