im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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