So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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