id be glad to
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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