Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
Randomize
