If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
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she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
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At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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