yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
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I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
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He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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