i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
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when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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