I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
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I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Sacagawea was the original milf.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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