youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
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It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
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it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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