whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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