I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
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Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
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We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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