Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
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Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
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Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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