i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
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