do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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