Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
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It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
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How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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