You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
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can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
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They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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