16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
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