can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
