Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
