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• (802): View more from Vermont

  Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  and she was petting her beer can

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• (914): View more from New York

  threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.

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  She did the bend and snap...

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• (972): View more from Texas

  85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?

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• (631): View more from New York

  He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?

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• (475): View more from Connecticut

  So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for

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• (310): View more from California

  note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.

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• (714): View more from California

  That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.

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• (714): View more from California

  And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!

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