normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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