I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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