He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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