why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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