Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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