you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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