I want to make a zoo with you.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
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