you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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