Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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