your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
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