And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
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last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
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It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
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