I want to stick my p in your. b.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
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