i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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