I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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