ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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