you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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