How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
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