I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Cover your peen. We're going out.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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